MLB

Bend it like Stitches

Bad company, I can’t deny. … Nearly missed edition today. Hangin’ with my boys Manziel and Carter. Ran a couple of pass patterns, cracked open a couple of cold ones and shared deep thoughts on the true meaning of life. Editors weren’t pleased. But I simply told them to Beck off, I’ll file when “mandatory” and “I’m looking forward to the rest of the season.” … Brandon Marshall just became Eli’s first look. …

Tried to convince Johnny to join me for a little rocky mountain high but he thought it best to stay away. Johnny B Good? Colorado’s German Marquez has been brilliant this month. Owns a 0.95 ERA over his past three starts. 10 units on the Rockies. Splitting the bill today we also will play 10 units on the Astros. Lance McCullers hasn’t leaked a run in 22 innings. Last earned run posted on May 1.

Yu gotta be kidding. Yu Darvish pitched well enough but made a mistake in the fifth, surrendering a three-run homer to Bautista. That’s all the Jays needed. Yu received little offensive support, and Toronto won 3-1. Loss took us back to 2,168 aggies.